Heartbreak Healer Soda — Founding Run
The First Cans
botanical soda. pleasure with purpose.
the heartbreak healer you’ve been making by hand — rose, lavender, lemon balm, reishi — sealed in a can for the first time ever. it tastes like coming back different.
One Run. That’s It.
we made exactly one batch. when the sixty packs are claimed, the founding run closes and the price goes up. you’re not buying a soda — you’re buying a seat in the first chapter.
every founding pack writes your name into the first chapter — the permanent record of who was here first. pre-order, and you’re one of the founding sixty. you’re in the order now.
What Founders Get
☠ your name in the first chapter — the permanent record of who was here first.
☠ founding-member status in the order, before the doors open to anyone else.
☠ the monthly dispatch — drops, recipes, and lore, sent only to the order.
☠ first pour and locked founding pricing on run 2.
How To Get In
pre-order a pack and you’re in — automatically. founding. no knock required.
find a can in the wild instead? there’s a code under the barcode. enter it at the door and knock. the order lets cans in, not ads.
claim your cans →12 cans · 12 fl oz each · botanical soda · ships within the contiguous us · founding price, founding patience — your cans ship the week of july 14