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Adaptogenic Mushrooms
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Fun
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Non-Alcoholic
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Hand Crafted
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Low Sugar
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Herbal Hug
Heartbreak Healer Botanical Soda
the botanical soda you've been waiting for. rose, lavender, lemon balm, reishi — pleasure with purpose. the first run is brewed, canned, and shipping now.
Elixirs Brewed with a Touch of Magic
Gather 'Round the Cauldron
The Elixir Experience Comes to You
Hatchet Granny brings the party to life with immersive elixir bar experiences and pop-up activations where every sip hits a feeling, not just a flavor. You’ll find us in Los Angeles, Chicago, Savannah, Portland, and Atlanta, with our eyes set on opening a gothic elixir bar and teahouse that’s equal parts magic and mood. We also help you build out your non-alcoholic offerings. If you want a touch of magic at your place, we love collaborating! <3
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From Ashes to Elixirs
Unconventional Origins
To survive heartbreak, Cimcie Nichols founded Hatchet Granny while surrounding herself with plants, sound, and community. When a promise carved in stone turned into finding her second arrangement, this beverage goblin clawed her way out of the grief abyss by creating beautiful booze free drinks and cathartic events. Let’s have some fun!
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Fast Shipping
USPS Priority on every order · Tracking included
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Secure Payments
Shop Pay, Apple Pay, all major cards · Encrypted checkout
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Quality Ingredients
Adaptogenic mushrooms · Real botanicals · Small batch, no fillers
The First Cans
heartbreak healer soda. botanical, sparkling. pleasure with purpose. brewed on the new moon. canned in missouri. shipping now.
$54 · ships the week of july 14 · 60 only
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