Beverages & Events for Beautiful Disasters™
Nectar of the Goths
Heartbreak Healer. A sparkling botanical soda that feels like a hug from flowers.
Buy the sodaNow in a can · first run
Get the cans.
The soda is ready the second you crack it. The mixer is the same heart, concentrated, for whatever you're building tonight.
Heartbreak Healer Soda
Lavender & citrus · sparkling
Eight botanicals and reishi. Floral, herbal, citrusy. Low sugar, stevia free, caffeine free.
Heartbreak Healer Mixer
Botanical concentrate · just add soda water
Botanical, complex. Lemonade, tea, coffee, or something stronger. One bottle, a lot of rituals.
People who buy now are part of the beginning. As we build, we have your name. The list gets things first.
Elixirs brewed with a touch of magic
The first cans.
At 4am on July 14, during the new moon in Missouri, 6,500 of these got made. The Heartbreak Healer had been made by hand for years. This is the first time it ever went in a can.
It tastes like coming back different.
What people are saying
Delicious and such a mood boost. Mixes well with a simple soda or a sweeter lemonade, versatile.
It is just beautiful. That is the feeling and sense you get with this elixir. Delightful.
I absolutely love the Hatchet Granny mixer. It's in my top 2. The right amount of intriguing flavor without being too sweet.
The Order
One of us.
A society of beautiful disasters. Members get the first cans, the rituals, and the parties before anyone else.
The elixir experience comes to you
We throw the party.
Pop-up elixir bars, takeovers, tastings, sound journeys. Los Angeles, Chicago, Savannah, Portland, Atlanta. If you want a touch of magic at your place, we love collaborating.
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